The Great Gatsby

A Tale of Two Cities

Pornos

The quality of new pornos is absolute crap. The acting is so bad I might as well film one with my dog being the main star in it. Also, the quality of the production is about as good as what I release after an all you can eat Mexican buffet. Although the actors may be good looking and everything, they are so amateur when it comes to the acting portion of the movies.

Then there are the settings. The places that the characters are when they decide to get a little wound up are so inconvenient! Like for instance, maybe a bus stop or a library. Maybe even an elementary school bathroom. Or, if they are up for the risk, in a police station. I just don't understand why guys can’t just keep it in their pants until they get home! But, it doesn't matter because miraculously they never get caught! Therefore, they will just keep doing it wherever they please. 

Don't even get me started on the overdramatic parts. Well, too late. They are so overdramatic, it is almost too much. For example. Say a girlfriend messes up her boyfriend's sandwich.

"Martha! You didn't put the cheese touching the bread! You know I like it like that!" shouted Randy from the living room. "Can we just resolve this issue with ruthless, messy sex?" replied Martha from the kitchen. "Okay, get on the counter and drop those panties," said Randy as he got aroused.

As you can see, this is so overdramatic and completely unsanitary; and that's not even the worst scenario that there is.

These movies are so unrealistic it’s not even funny! No one would get that worked up over the placement of the cheese on one’s sandwich. But hey, that’s show business I guess. That’s still no excuse. And first of all, no one would ever do the dance with no pants at a bus stop. It is unsanitary and there is always that risk of being caught by the upcoming bus. Then there are those ones about doing it with a teacher to get a better grade. No teacher will risk that because they’d get fired if caught. Plus, the girl would never want to risk the humiliation of that kind of news getting around the school.

Now I have proved to everyone that movie companies need to do better at making a quality porn movie.

For this information I interviewed a friend of mine because I have never watched a porno. I do not condone watching one of these unless you are really desperate and home alone.

The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks

Christmas Music

TobyMac

When I was growing up, I always listened to Christian music. I loved it. It always had a great meaning to its songs. I never had to worry about getting in trouble by my mother by listening to bad music. It also filled me with great joy knowing that there is someone up there for me to count on. There was always one person that stood out to me when it came to good Christian music. He had the beat, he had the meaning, and he was just an all-around amazing artist. This great man is TobyMac. He has always been awesome. Throughout his career, he has had great music. He started out with a group called DC Talks. Even then he was producing amazing music.

The first album that I had of TobyMac’s is portable sounds. There wasn’t one song on that album that I didn’t like. My favorite on that was Lose My Soul featuring Kirk Franklin and Mandisa. It has such a good message and is just an all-around good song.

He had other amazing songs on that album that each spoke to me in a different way. Suddenly, All In, Feeling so Fly, Boomin’, all of those were amazing songs. Then, just to punch the songs permanently into my life, my mom surprised me with a trip to go up to waterloo and see him! He played all of my favorite songs and more. He had fire and amazing light works worked into his show. He even had people on stage doing flips and stuff. It was fantastic!

Then there are his other albums. Welcome to Divers City, Tonight, Eye On It, they were all so amazing! I loved every single one. Each one had at least one song that spoke to me on a personal level. It was amazballs. They were hype, they were energetic, fast, slow, meaningful, and on top of all of that, they were Christian. Who said Christian Music couldn’t be freaking fantastic? This stuff was.

There is another thing about one of his songs that is awesome. It was the main song of the 2014-2015 Happiness Inc. and was freaking awesome! They did it so good that they won several grand championships at several show choir competitions. Now if that isn’t awesome, I don’t know what is.

I totally recommend TobyMac for anyone who has any trace of a good taste of music.