Pornos

The quality of new pornos is absolute crap. The acting is so bad I might as well film one with my dog being the main star in it. Also, the quality of the production is about as good as what I release after an all you can eat Mexican buffet. Although the actors may be good looking and everything, they are so amateur when it comes to the acting portion of the movies.

Then there are the settings. The places that the characters are when they decide to get a little wound up are so inconvenient! Like for instance, maybe a bus stop or a library. Maybe even an elementary school bathroom. Or, if they are up for the risk, in a police station. I just don't understand why guys can’t just keep it in their pants until they get home! But, it doesn't matter because miraculously they never get caught! Therefore, they will just keep doing it wherever they please. 

Don't even get me started on the overdramatic parts. Well, too late. They are so overdramatic, it is almost too much. For example. Say a girlfriend messes up her boyfriend's sandwich.

"Martha! You didn't put the cheese touching the bread! You know I like it like that!" shouted Randy from the living room. "Can we just resolve this issue with ruthless, messy sex?" replied Martha from the kitchen. "Okay, get on the counter and drop those panties," said Randy as he got aroused.

As you can see, this is so overdramatic and completely unsanitary; and that's not even the worst scenario that there is.

These movies are so unrealistic it’s not even funny! No one would get that worked up over the placement of the cheese on one’s sandwich. But hey, that’s show business I guess. That’s still no excuse. And first of all, no one would ever do the dance with no pants at a bus stop. It is unsanitary and there is always that risk of being caught by the upcoming bus. Then there are those ones about doing it with a teacher to get a better grade. No teacher will risk that because they’d get fired if caught. Plus, the girl would never want to risk the humiliation of that kind of news getting around the school.

Now I have proved to everyone that movie companies need to do better at making a quality porn movie.

For this information I interviewed a friend of mine because I have never watched a porno. I do not condone watching one of these unless you are really desperate and home alone.