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Boat Rides

You can't have a boat ride without music. It's literally unamerican to not have music on one. I garuntee you won't find a boat without music. Boat rides are pretty fantastic. The wind through your hair, it pressing to your skin threatening to throw you out of the boat at any moment. The thrill of being in the open going 50  mph and the bouncing up and down on the waves. But the music. The music is what unites all of those good things that a boat ride brings you.
It starts at the dock. The ride is about to begin. The boat is slowly being lowered into the water by the boat lift. Everyone clumsily gets in once the boat is in the water. And you're off. Sitting in the front of the boat, the wind boxing your ears so all it is is you, the wind, the thrill, and the water. You are sitting quietly, smiling slightly to yourself thinking how amazing that moment is. So peaceful, so precious. Then, like a baseball breaking the window. Music. It crashes through your mind. Not in a bad way, more like a gentle crash, if there's such a thing. It makes the moment better. It makes that smile grow even bigger.
Music has this effect. It makes everything better, even something like a boat ride. A boat ride in itself is awesome, but with music it's so much better. With music a boat ride seems like a party. Everyone sings along if they know it and there are those select few who sing by themselves because they are the only ones who know the song. It's so great. It's a moment in life that you will cherish forever. It's one of musical many powers, it's power to help remember.
Music is amazing. Anyone who says differently can go somewhere not so pleasant. It makes boat rides an event to remember. It will make you want to have more and more. I can't wait till I can have my moments like that.

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Rock 'n' Roll

I'm a simple man with simple tastes. I like a lot of things. Food, movies, books, show choir, and most of all, music. It's the best. There isn't one thing that I like more than music. I don't know of another thing that makes me more happy than music either. It's like magic the way it captures me. There is one type that I think is above all. Above the crap that is today's music. Above Americans favorite music genre, country. No no. It's much better than all of that. It has many different types too. It has soft, hard, head banging, and classic. I, talking about rock 'n' roll!

Yes yes you heard me. I love it! It's amazing! I love it so much that I can't remember a day this whole year that I wasn't listening to it. I listen to it in the shower, in the car, in my parents cars, at school, in the showers at school and basically everywhere else. You can judge me all you want but that's what I do. Listening to it enhances my mood. There is a little give and take though. As in if I'm in a bad mood I will tend to listen to soft rock and that will keep me in a bad mood. Or if I'm angry I'll put on some godsmack or avenged sevenfold and I will stay angry and it will fill me with more hate than what I already was. Or, like I usually am, I'll be in a good mood and I'll put on basically anything and that will just keep my mood good. It's pretty great. 

Then there are the classics! Oh god. They are amazing! No matter what mood I'm in, they will put me in a good mood. I don know what it is about them, but they always do that. I will uncontinuously catch myself smiling for no apparent reason and that makes me smile even bigger. I wish that I grew up in my parents age where that was the usual music people listened to. It would be great!

Rock 'n' roll is amazing. There's nothing like it. It will always be around. It has been since the 50s and has only gotten bigger. I will forever love it.

Radio

The radio is the most over rated thing in the world. I don't understand how people can stand it anymore. It's pissed me off so badly that it forced me to get a music adapter for my car. I couldn't handle it anymore. But, I am not forced into a predicament. My adapter broke, and I am forced to listen to the radio again. Let me explain why this is such a bad situation.
First of all, today's music sucks major booty. It is annoying and dumb and stupid and every synonym there is for the word crappy. I cant stand it. It's all about sex money and drugs. Where is the meaning in that! No idea. I've actually been so mad at the music that is on and yelled at the radio. No one could hear me...thank god... But still. I didn't know that us as humans can go about and make music that is the equivilant to dog crap.
Then there are the ads. Oh the ads. The glimps of hell that radio gives you. Ads take up so much of my very needed time to listen to music and it's rediculous. How can radios play that many ads in a row and have the people playing them still sleep at night. It should haunt them to their very souls knowing that they are pissing everyone off who is listening. I couldn't give two flying craps about what the Marion used car superstore has to offer me! Same with all the stupid weight programs that they are trying to get me on. I like my weight. I don't need no ad telling me that I need to lose weight to be happy! I'm happy with how I look, so back the frack up jack.
Then there also seems to be communication between all of my favorite radio stations. It seems to me that every station I go onto knows that I'm about to go and drive so they all decide to either put up some dumb booty song or go to commercial! Seriously. They are pronbably all like, "hey guys, brandon is getting into his car, lets ruin his day with an ad or a Taylor swift song!" I don't have any other explanation for it either.
In conclusion. Radio sucks. If you like it. You're wrong. If you agree with me, then you are someone I might be able to get along with.

Kingsmen

Have you ever seen James Bond? If that is the case, then you love spy movies. They are thrilling, exciting, and sometimes sexy. You love the suspense and the twists and turns that the plot takes. You also love all of the cool gadgets that the agents get to carry out their kick ass missions. All of this awesome stuff that goes into James Bond, was also put into another movie. It is almost the best movie I’ve ever seen. It is funny, thrilling, and in one part, very sexy. This movie is Kingsmen.

            Kingsmen is about a secret spy organization. No one knows that the agency exists, that’s what makes them so good. In the movie, the Kingsmen are up against the whole world basically. In the beginning, one of the Kingsmen agents was killed. Thus starting the initiation process. That is where Eggsy comes in.

            Eggsy was a troubled boy. His dad was killed while he was very young. His dad was actually in the initiation process to become a Kingsmen. His death meant that his mom got married to a guy that is about as worthless as cow poop. So what Eggsy does is rebel against everything. He eventually ends up getting arrested, and using the pin that was given to him while he was young by the Kingsmen agent, he was able to get himself out.

Zootopia

What's the cutest movie that you can think of? I bet you that it is a Disney movie. Disney is amazing. I thought that after all the movies that I watched as a child, they couldn't come up with a movie that is any better. I was very wrong. A couple years ago they came up with frozen, a movie that touches your very soul. Then there is the movie inside out. That movie grips your heart from the beginning, tears it apart, then mends it back together all in less than two hours. Well. They've done it again. They came out with a movie that is right on the nose. It's funny, it's cute, it's suspenseful, it's sad, and did I mention that it was funny? I loved it when I first saw it in theater and I still do. Disneys Zootopia is one hell of a movie.
In this movie, all of the characters are Animals. There is one city where predators and prey life together in peace and harmony, Zootopia. It's a place that all species fit in anywhere.
There is a bunny in one of the territories outfside the city and she wants to be a cop. The problem with that is that no bunny is a Cop. She sets out to prove everyone wrong. She ends up being the first bunny cop ever. But when she is set as a simple traffic cop, she is thrown into the biggest investigation that the police are occupied with. The case is a missing persons case. What she finds out about it is staggering. It's. Thing where the predators are turning savage and attacking people. Well, officer hopps is going to get to the bottom of things. She ends up tracing  lead to the mayor of Zootopia, who is a lion, and has him arrested.
That isn't the end though. There is so much more to it. I don't want to spoil too much for anyone. That's all I can say without giving away too much. I highly recommend that you watch it. It is a movie that anyone can enjoy.

Team America: World Police

Have you ever watched a movie and just thought, "why the hell did I ever decide to watch this?" I have. I was wondering how the hell someone could come up with something so unbelievably stupid. Or why someone would put millions of dollars into something that would ultimately piss everyone off that watches it. But after I watched it, I couldn't get it out of my head. Scene after scene after scene in that movie kept entering and staying in my head and they wouldn't go away. After much thinking, I finally came to the conclusion that it is one of the funniest most pointless movies ever created. This movie is Team America World Police.
The people who created the movie actually almost gave up on it because it was so hard to film. Did I mention the whole movie was made with using puppets? Yeah, puppets. The creators got so annoyed with how hard and annoying it was making the movie. The only problem with this realization is that they thought this half way through filming and millions of dollars into it. So they were forced to go through with finishing the movie. The product was a stupidly funny movie.
The whole thing is basically a racist inappropriate joke. It's all about an overly destructive team of people that try to stop terrorism. The only problem is that every time they try, they destroy a city in the process. It also has kim Jung un in it and he is the terrorists leader. If anyone other than Americans saw the movie, they would be morally offended. Basically anyone who isn't American they were very poorly portrayed and in a very racist way. I personally thought it was hilarious.
So if you are looking for a dumb, funny, racist, over the top movie. This is the one for you.

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