Bad Music

            It has been brought to my attention that while I seem to rant about how awful music is these days, I only have been giving examples of what I think good music is. That I have yet to give an example of what I think is “bad music.” As I went through my little rant, I have noticed that this is very true. I feel like it is my responsibility to let everyone what music is what I think is “trash.” After I am done I feel like most people will agree with me one what is trash and what is not.

            Let’s start out my little rant with Watch Me by Silento. First of all, this song has lyrics that could have been made up by a little 6 year old kid. Who the hell would come up with a song like this! It sucks on a supersonic level. It sucks like a black hole sucking up a thousand suns. It is literally the repetition of ten sentences put to a crappy beat for a three and a half minutes, which by my opinion, is three and a half minutes too long.  

            Now let’s move on to a song that should never have been thought up. It is so bad! Its dirty and disgusting, I have no idea who the hell would want to claim a song like this as their own. It’s My Neck, My Back, by Khia. Like what the Hell? This song should have never been released to the public. Does Khia realize that there are little kids hearing this? It is so bad that I think God threw up in his mouth when she first sang it. “My neck, my back, lick my blank and my blank.” (The blanks are there in place of some other words because those words should not be used in a blog that is meant for a high school course.) Those are some of the words to this song. What was she thinking while she was writing this? It was probably, “Wow, I’m super horny right now. I should probably write a song to show the whole world about how I like it and how much of a little hoe I am.” Let’s be honest here, you all know I’m not wrong.

            Those are just two examples of songs that are complete garbage. There are many more where that came from too. And even get me started on Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift. Those two will probably be another blog post. Now everyone has some insight on what I think of todays songs.