Spongbob

So, let’s talk about something that should have never been imagined. Something that should have been turned away as the dumbest thing that has ever been thought up. This something is mentally challenged, he’s yellow, he’s square, and he has decided to work as a fry cook for the rest of his life because he sucks at everything else. I’m pretty sure that you all know what I’m talking about. SpongeBob. I don’t know what compelled someone to think about SpongeBob becoming a show, but whoever did had to have been high on some sort of something. All I know is that it was annoying as a kid, and it’s extremely annoying now.

SpongeBob is probably the dumbest show that has ever been created. That’s saying something since there are shows like Dog with a Blog. I actually firmly believe that anyone who watches SpongeBob drops their IQ a couple points, and that’s every episode. What they say on the show are the works of a bunch of idiots sitting in a room trying to see what amazingly dumb thing that can be put on the show. Then they go get high, and come back while baked like an apple pie, and still try to come up with something! I’m not actually sure that that is how a kid’s show should be influenced.

Then there is Patrick. I have no words to describe how much I hate Patrick. Oh wait, yes I do. He is dumb, lazy, and literally has no brain. I don’t even know how someone could come up with such a mind dumbing character. He is probably 80% of why kids are so dumb these days. They sit around and watch a star fish walk around causing problems because he is too dumb to do anything.

Then there are the voices of the characters. SpongeBob’s voice actually gives me a head ach. Then he laughs, holy crap muffins, when he laughs I actually want to shove scissors into my ears. I didn’t think that such an annoying sound could be created by a human mouth, but the creators of this show managed to do just that. Then there’s Squidward. He sounds like a person who has been nasally congested since he was a little kid. Patrick who’s voice actually sounds like a mentally challenged kid. And last but not least, Mr. Crabs, who sounds like a pirate who has something shoved up his sphincter.

This show should be banned from T.V. We as moral human beings need to put an end to this madness.